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| The Jewish Dog | 43 | | Conscious Electronic Flying Insects | 65 |
| The Original Pariah Dogs | 43 | | Old Glory | 65 |
| Gulf of Paria | 44 | | Ferreira Scholars | 66 |
| Canaan Dog Case | 44 | | Shit Street | 66 |
| It Is Insane | 45 | | Was Derailed | 67 |
| Rabbis | 45 | | That Is Still the Question | 67 |
| Turning Black Geniuses | 46 | | Absorb and Emit | 68 |
| God Is Going to Fuck Shit | 46 | | When Electrons Emit Radiation | 68 |
| Relocate to Africa | 47 | | Percepts and Perceiver | 69 |
| A Great Job | 47 | | So Damn Funny | 69 |
| The Homestretch | 48 | | The Hippocratic Oath | 70 |
| A Feeding Frenzy | 48 | | The Professional's Oath | 70 |
| Academically Nonproficient | | | A Lot of Trouble | 71 |
| Geniuses | 49 | | An Extremely Dangerous Man | 71 |
| Don't Worry | 49 | | Hypocrisy | 72 |
| | | | Believes in Hypocrisy | 72 |
| Part Two | | | Who Have Taken | 73 |
| | | | The Symbol of Hypocrisy | 73 |
| The American Eagle | 52 | | The Symbol for Professionalism | 74 |
| Awaits Your Instructions | 52 | | Not All Snakes | 74 |
| If There Is Enough Support | 53 | | Back on Track | 75 |
| Keith the Navigator | 53 | | As a Teenager | 75 |
| Whip the Asses | 54 | | Cultures Need Innovators | 76 |
| Ideoviral Germ Warfare | 54 | | I Will Let | 76 |
| Solving the Problem | 55 | | I Have to Admit | 77 |
| Professional Science | 55 | | What Is Physical? | 77 |
| The Democratic Party | 56 | | Psychic Pain | 78 |
| Turn Iraq Over to the Shiites | 56 | | At Least I Try to Cure | 78 |
| Black Academically Nonproficient | | | I Am Not a Professional | 79 |
| Geniuses | 57 | | The Nonhippocratic Oath | 79 |
| Professionalism | 57 | | Nonhypocritor of Philosophy | 80 |
| People Might Not Have Noticed | 58 | | The Symbol for Nonhypocriticalism | 80 |
| Nazism | 58 | | Nonhypocrisy | 81 |
| The Position of Humility | 59 | | Professor Now Means | 81 |
| Too Damn Smart | 59 | | A Professional Is Now | 82 |
| Congress | 60 | | People Who Have Evil Intent | 82 |
| Who Is Fucking Who? | 60 | | Nonhippocrates | 83 |
| The Ultimate Goal | 61 | | One Big Hollywood Movie | 83 |
| Still Your Best Chance | 61 | | The Only Way | 84 |
| Keith the Fool | 62 | | The Ultimate Weapon | 84 |
| Darth Vader and Yoda | 62 | | If One Cannot Be Wrong | 85 |
| Ida | 63 | | I Wish the World | 85 |
| Whatever You Decide | 63 | | It Is Good Luck | 86 |
| Attacking the Evolutionary | | | The Advanced Technosynergic |
| Consistency | 64 | | Computer Project | 86 |
| America Should Withdraw | 64 | | It Is Impossible to Fool | 87 |
