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The Adventures of a Third Eyer (Part One)
By: Professor QED

Self-Programming Is More Important Than Cultural Programming

Self-programming is more important than cultural programming, because self-programming is the key to third-eye vision and navigation. In other words, self-programming is a superior form of programming to cultural programming, which is what causes most of the problems of the nations of the world. No culture is really genetically inferior to any other culture, but cultural programming is the cause of most of the miseries of the societies of the world. Kindling third-eye vision can make any culture superior to any other culture, because no culture is intrinsically superior to any other culture, but all cultures can learn from each other, and should learn from each other. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

Religious Ministers Make Me Sick

Religious ministers make me sick, because they do not know, or do not understand that everything in nature is about sex, because zero multiplied by infinity is equal to x, where x equals anything possible, including God, and multiplication is about sex (sexual intercourse or dialectic). Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

My New Philosophy Is Third-Eye-Ism, and I Like It!

My new philosophy is third-eye-ism, and I like it! Third-eye-ism is about the philosophical doctrine that states that self-programming is more important than cultural programming, because self-programming is the key to third-eye vision and navigation. In other words, self-programming is a superior form of programming to cultural programming, which is what causes most of the problems of the nations of the world. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

Spread the Marmalade = Spread the Jam = Spread the Jelly

Spread the marmalade = spread the jam = spread the jelly = etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

Washing of Feet Resulted in Two Thousand Years of Pure Hell

Washing of feet resulted in two thousand years of pure Hell. Believe it or not! QED! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

Pure Numbers Are not Pure

Pure numbers are not pure, because they can represent anything under the Sun. In other words, the tangents to the circle are not pure numbers, because the tangents to the circle, which can be symbolized by 0/0 = x, can represent anything in all of creation, including God. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/16/09)

An Infinite Number of Schrodinger's Cat Paradoxes Results

From the Schrodinger's Cat Paradox, an infinite number of analogous Schrodinger's Cat Paradoxes results. For example, a person can be sitting and standing all at the same time in a Schrodinger's Cat Paradox apparatus. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

The Cult of Professionalism

The breakdown of morality in the world today is due to the cult of professionalism, and the cult of professionalism is a recurring phenomenon throughout history, and it usually culminates in disaster over and over again. When will human beings learn the lessons of history, and stop repeating the disasterous consequences of the cult of professionalism? Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

The US Congress = Silhouettes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Congress

The Science Villain = The Science Superhero

In 1972, I told government scientists that I wanted Hollywood to produce science fiction movies, etc. in which the science villains win, because, unbeknownst to the government scientists then, I was, and still am, the science villain who the sci-fi movies, etc. depicted as winning in the sci-fi movies, etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

The Shield and the Eagle Do not Protect Criminal Scum

The Shield and the Eagle do not protect criminal scum from removal from office by the Armed forces of the United States of America, or by the people of the United States of America. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

The President and His Cabinet = Silhouettes

http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/cabinet/

The Supreme Court of the United States of America = Silhouettes

http://www.supremecourtus.gov/

All Scum both Public and Private = Silhouettes

All scum both public and private = Silhouettes. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

Condensed Milk and Ignition Fire

Benjamin Franklin's sayings were condensed milk and ignition fire, and so are my aphorisms. In other words, condensed milk and ignition fire demonstrate the power of the pen, superbly. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

A New School of Art, Literature, Music, Dance, etc.

I want to start a new school of art, literature, music, dance, etc., called condensed milk and ignition fire, because I want to enjoy such art, literature, music, dance, etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/17/09)

People Must Listen to Their Mamas = Condensed Milk and Ignition Fire

People must listen to their mamas, and spread the marmalade = Condensed milk and ignition fire. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Plus Ultra vs Ne Plus Ultra

Even if Plus Ultra (More Beyond) is false, people should never accept Ne Plus Ultra (No More Beyond), because Ne Plus Ultra (No More Beyond) is worse than death. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Creating New Concepts Gives Me More Pleasure than Sex

Creating new concepts gives me more pleasure than sex. Beyond pleasure, what does most sexual organsm do for people? Don't respond with the word "bonding," because after sex, comes cuffs, kicks, slaps, insults, etc. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Most Charity Money Goes to Rich People

Most charity money (public and private) goes to rich people, because most people are too stupid to do anything about it. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

The Big Lie = The Pleasures from Concept Creation Last Only a Few Seconds

The big lie = The pleasures from concept creation last only a few seconds. This is all the more reason not to trust professionals, because they are big-time liars, etc. The truth is that the pleasures from concept creation last a lifetime. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

No One Should Be Satisfied with Their Lot in Life

No one should be satisfied with their lot in life, because everyone should push the envelope, because the universal motto for everyone should be Plus Ultra (More beyond). Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

The Universal Motto for Everyone Should Be Plus Ultra

The universal motto for everyone should be Plus Ultra (More Beyond), because to live with the motto Ne Plus Ultra is a form of living death that is worst than death itself. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

I Spied for, and Still Do Spy for Myself

I spied for, and still do spy for myself, because I love myself more than anything else in nature (creation). And, my motto is Plus Ultra (More Beyond). Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Logic is Logic, and That Is That

If there is to be corruption in Government, then let it be in the Congress (The Legislature). In other words, the Congress (The Legislature) was going to become corrupt. Logic is logic, and that is that. To fool a fool is doubly foolish. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

The Moral Is, Do not Judge a Book by Its Cover

The moral is: Do not judge a book by its cover. Please go beyond the cover of my book: Zerotropism and Panaceanism. As far as sex is concerned, I am interested in skin, but to tell the truth, I haven't had sex with another person for about sixteen years. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Milk That Is Rich in Fat = Metaphorical Condensed Milk and Ignition Fire

The human female mammary glands produce milk that is rich in fat = Metaphorical condensed milk and ignition fire. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Eurasia Must Be on the Right Side of History This Time

Eurasia must be on the right side of history this time, because this crisis is much more important than World War I or World War II. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

As Far as Albert Einstein Is Concerned

As far as Albert Einstein is concerned, all I have to say is: Deep fucking space! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

As far as James Clerk Maxwell Is Concerned

As far as James Clerk Maxwell is concerned, all I have to say is: Deceitful bastard! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

As far as Sir Isaac Newton Is Concerned

As far as Sir Isaac Newton is concerned, I say: Still relevant! Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

As Far as Benjamin Franklin Is Concerned

As far as Benjamin Franklin is concerned, I say: "A stitch in time saves nine." Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/18/09)

Angostura Bitters = Anger Stirrer Bitters = It Taste Bitter

http://www.angosturabitters.com/

Postmodern Minimalist Philosophy = The Wizard's Brew = It Taste Bitter

http://www.angosturabitters.com/

All People Who Can Hear, Hear Voices Under Most Circumstances

All people who can hear, hear voices under most circumstances, because all that we perceive are the characteristics of our own minds, and physical existence is an unproven, and an unprovable hypothesis. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/19/09)

Military Veterans, and Computer Chip Implants

Military veterans who know that they have, or who suspect that they have computer chip implants should not obey their alleged computer chip implants, because these implants are meant to destroy you by urging you to do things like commit crimes, commit suicide, leave one's home and go live on the streets, etc. Such thoughts are not imaginary, but they are the works of your own government. I have come to the conclusion that mental illness is not a naturally occurring disease, but it is induced in people who the government considers to be too smart to survive in their own country. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/19/09)

Computer Chip Implants Can Be Beneficial as Well as Harmful

Computer chip implants can be beneficial as well as harmful, because they can be used as a resource in order to write books, etc., but one has to know when the implants are leading one into the paths of destruction. In other words, one has to navigate one's way through the minefields of the computer chip implants, because they are real minefields that can lead to benefits as well as pitfalls for the persons with the computer chips in their brains. Former military personel should use their military skills to take advantage of the benefits, and shun the pitfalls of the computer chip implants. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/19/09)

Pi Is a Transcendental Constant That Is Out of This World

Pi is a transcendental constant that is out of this world, literally and figuratively speaking. Believe it or not! May the Source be with you! QED! (7/19/09)

Author Keith N. Ferreira, aka Professor QED, of the University of Neoliberal Arts
http://www.philophysics.com

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